You know you’re obsessed with Stargate when…
- You can understand all of Sam’s techno babble.
- You answer questions from friends and family with “indeed”.
- You say “for crying out loud” when frustrated.
- You stand in front of the mirror trying to perfect your one eyebrow arched look.
- You and your friends can actually integrate various SG-1 Quotes into everyday conversation and still make it sound normal.
- You attack everyone with a deep voice (i.e. Goa’uld).
- You name your dog Murray.
- You insist in having an apostrophe in your name.
- You go up to Tony Blair and declare him a False God.
- The Stargate opening theme tune is the only song on your play list.
- Your entire computer screen is themed with Stargate references.
- Your entire wardrobe consists of black shirts and green pants.
- You own a large black cloak and speak with a deep voice.
- You call your ‘Goa’uld’ fish O’Neill and Teal’c.
- McGuyver?
- You spend $35 US on a book on the SG1 universe, and not just to play it as a D20 module, but just to own it.
- You name your cat Shrodinger
- You refuse to eat any other jello but blue.
- You stand at attention when you hear “Cree!”
- You yell out Holy Hannah every time your surprised, amazed or shocked by something.
- You say Sokar in stead of hell.
- You name your pet/child Thor.
- Every time your computer crashes, or you have a power failure, you blame it on the Replicators.
May 18th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
You really do have FAR too much time on your hands at work.